Stupid things I did when I was a little

1. Pretending I'm poisoned when I ate an apple just like Snow White
2. Well I honestly little bit afraid to watch Snow White and how the Queen tried to kill her
3. Hates Bamby cause my mother like, recommend that movies when I'm dying to watch Japanese's Doraemon or some local comedy (which is harsh for kids)
4. Afraid of dark and night
5. Thinks I'm going to marry my childhood pal Odie cause I kissed his cheeks for birthday
6. Loves my grandmother's daily tea and chocolate milk and how I always found them when I open the fridge
7. Dreaming to be a pilot one day. And painter.
8. Thinks that rains is comes from Heaven's toilet
9. Actually believes in Santa Claus. Believes that every Dec 5th, I gotta put grasses on my shoes so Rudolf can eat that and Santa will come for Christmas. And thinks I'm a bad kid when I don't get exactly what I want for Christmas.
10. Believes that one day, someone will come, loves me and marry me (when I got pissed with Odie)
11. Thinks it's totally cool to go home by yourself (and then all families, my mom, my dad, my grandma, and my aunt warn me not to)
12. Thinks pink is for girl, blue is for boy, yellow/orange is pink's sidekick, green is for boy's sidekick, red is for a man but if a girls wear them she looks silly.
13. Fell in love with Red Ranger from Power Rangers. I wanna be the pink one so I can marry Red Ranger.
14. Afraid of man who had a long hair
15. Afraid to be in a mall when it's night
16. Loves ice cream
17. Hates Math
18. Sing ABC songs almost everyday, every time I saw ABC board hanging on my door. 'A B C D E F G H I J K L M O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z, now I know the ABC, la la la la la la la' well I forgot the last line.
19. Loves Pokemon. And get scary when I had a bad dream about how one of Pokemon tried to kill my little bro.
20. Percaya kalo polisi tidur itu sebenarnya makam hansip yang dulu kerja di lingkungan daerah tersebut #anakbodoh

Makin diterusin makin keliatan bloonnya gue. Udah ah.